Once upon a time, there was a desperate Mama who had a stubborn toddler. The stubborn toddler refused to eat (anything of nutritional value). One snowy, cold Chicago day, the desperate Mama decided to muffinize.®* By pouring full-course meals into cupcake baking pans, the Mama created portable, handheld snacks that were fun and delicious to eat. Now the hungry toddler was well-fed and content, which made Mama happy. The clever mama made many, many muffins for many, many meals. And Toddler and Mama continued to live happily ever after. Now, the thankful mama wants to share her muffins with the world. And calls on all food lovers to…muffinize®.
*Muffinize® <verb>: to cook something, such as broccoli and cheese, in a muffin pan so it can be eaten like a muffin. (I.e., If your kids roll their eyes over the same-old turkey burgers, turn the burgers into muffins.)